48 thoughts on “17 Real B*tches, part II

  1. Cheap joke. Funny though and funny is priceless. 🙂

    1. mattador5@hotmail.com

      Alas, as a poor indie comic creator without a budget, I can only afford the cheap jokes… :oP

    2. What joke?

      1. mattador5@hotmail.com

        The chapter is updated a few panels at a time and the comments are stuck at the bottom of the entire chapter. I believe the joke that Joyce was referencing was “Have you seen my boobs?” way up at the top.

        1. They ARE nice!

  2. So Miss Victory being blind can’t be turned to stone. Anyone have a mirror on them to see if that horry old trick works? If it did, sigh(!), Mary would be freed and some fun time might happen, Also, anyone have access to transporter like power where they can be moved and leave those collars behind?

    1. mattador5@hotmail.com

      Green Sorceress is the only teleporter in the mansion. If we can get her to switch sides, our gals will be free in a jiffy.

      1. If their cloths come along, so do the collars. (not that I’m making suggestions…)

        1. mattador5@hotmail.com

          So if they want their powers back, they need to be naked? Sold!

  3. I um… hmm. (In the context of a certain patron comic), I don’t think Medusa is going to survive this.

    1. ???? Walk me trough this seeing as I am old and don’t know what kids are up to these days…

      1. One of the RS girls is proactively disabling former threats

        1. (EVERYTHING about this was extremely vague! It might not even be her!!!)

        2. So it was vaguely nebulous on Patreon?

          Did I read that right?

        3. Yeah! (sorry). There was a sort-of-assassination but also not and it might have been one of the girls, but it might not have especially considering recent events in-comic.

          Matt is impredictable

        4. mattador5@hotmail.com

          Not gonna lie. I have no idea what you are talking about. I’m totally lost.

        5. Patreon comic with the stab?
          But also… I’m probably just being paranoid here. Sorry about that

  4. Here, a sort-of apology for cluttering up the comments section. Pretty sure it’s the highest quality western audio show
    https://archive.org/details/FrontierGentleman-All41Episodes

  5. So how does Matt have it so the Real Bitches DON’T execute their prisoners? They seem pretty helpless even at full power so it would have to come from somewhere else.

    Buy out their contract?

  6. So what would Ms Asptha look like if she got enough to eat??

    Kinda skinny now.

    1. mattador5@hotmail.com

      Just like a python that swallowed a piglet.

      1. Careful. There are those who like that sort of thing and if you trip over it it quickly turns disturbing…..

        But more to the point, what happens when she has been eating enough for a while?

  7. Oof. Hope Mary’s stoned enough to shake it off

    1. mattador5@hotmail.com

      “Can you ever be stoned enough?” Tommy Chong.

      1. Now please explain to your younger readers who “Tommy Chong” is/was……Man!

        1. No One of Consequence

          You should mellow, man…

          “Up in smoke
          that’s where my money goes
          In my lungs
          and sometimes up my nose
          When troubled times
          Begin to bother me
          I take a toke
          and all my cares
          Go up in smoke”

  8. IF: MARY IS AWAKE!
    THEN: MARY HITS X!

    And X=’s who?? (I’m into conditional statements)

    1. mattador5@hotmail.com

      X = Dead..?

      1. Think Dead is a condition not a who, but I’m willing to hear other takes on this.

        1. Greek gods aren’t known for being chill and forgiving after a fight. Mary’s personality puts in work but this miiiight be too much for them.

  9. Sheena’s on a Roll!

    “It’s MY fang now, worm”……

  10. Phantom Lady ftw!

    1. mattador5@hotmail.com

      I hereby award 4 Kick Points to Archives for figuring out that snakes did not really eat Medusa’s eyes out.

  11. Medusa sees through her snake eyes??? Does that mean 360 vision?

    And Euuu! on the eye eating.

  12. Hard core, Matt. I don’t think Marvel or DC would touch this story. 🙂

    1. Second note, did you know that eye injury was one of the things banned in the original Comics Code?

      1. So no Daredevil comics then??

        1. They got that one by the censor somehow. I guess because it was radiation exposure instead of direct injury.

        2. mattador5@hotmail.com

          That was less an eye injury, more of a character enhancement.

      2. mattador5@hotmail.com

        I did not know it was in The Code. I do know that Liefield got in trouble for drawing Shatterstar stabbing Juggernaut straight in the eye…

    2. mattador5@hotmail.com

      There are a lot of other reasons they wouldn’t touch this story… 🙂

  13. The Comic Code was created by the Comic publishers themselves as a way to placate the “Uptights” at the time.
    It was much like the “best before” date on food now that was instituted by the grocery chains so you would throw out food before its time and buy more.

    1. mattador5@hotmail.com

      Sell by date is marketing conspiracy! https://youtu.be/beadtwpTfOY?si=zV5DFeODQKIxPHpi

      1. The biggest effect of the Comics Code was that EC could no longer get distribution for their Crime, Horror and War books, leading them to get out of comics and moving Mad to magazine format. The “investigation” was already dying down. Some say the CCA was just DC getting rid of EC. Dell didn’t sign the CCA but they had separate distribution of their own.

  14. If that isn’t Phantom Lady then who could it possibly be, as there are two reasons she’s hard to impersonate….

    1. Oh, it’s kinda like Calvin’s dad. He’s a cyclist so every car is oversized.

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