26 thoughts on “17 Real B*tches, part II”

  1. Joyce Melton

    Cheap joke. Funny though and funny is priceless. 🙂

    1. mattador5@hotmail.com

      Alas, as a poor indie comic creator without a budget, I can only afford the cheap jokes… :oP

  2. SVGeezer

    So Miss Victory being blind can’t be turned to stone. Anyone have a mirror on them to see if that horry old trick works? If it did, sigh(!), Mary would be freed and some fun time might happen, Also, anyone have access to transporter like power where they can be moved and leave those collars behind?

    1. mattador5@hotmail.com

      Green Sorceress is the only teleporter in the mansion. If we can get her to switch sides, our gals will be free in a jiffy.

      1. SVGeezer

        If their cloths come along, so do the collars. (not that I’m making suggestions…)

        1. mattador5@hotmail.com

          So if they want their powers back, they need to be naked? Sold!

  3. Archives

    I um… hmm. (In the context of a certain patron comic), I don’t think Medusa is going to survive this.

    1. SVGeezer

      ???? Walk me trough this seeing as I am old and don’t know what kids are up to these days…

      1. Archives

        One of the RS girls is proactively disabling former threats

        1. Archives

          (EVERYTHING about this was extremely vague! It might not even be her!!!)

        2. SVGeezer

          So it was vaguely nebulous on Patreon?

          Did I read that right?

        3. Archives

          Yeah! (sorry). There was a sort-of-assassination but also not and it might have been one of the girls, but it might not have especially considering recent events in-comic.

          Matt is impredictable

        4. mattador5@hotmail.com

          Not gonna lie. I have no idea what you are talking about. I’m totally lost.

        5. Archives

          Patreon comic with the stab?
          But also… I’m probably just being paranoid here. Sorry about that

  4. Archives

    Here, a sort-of apology for cluttering up the comments section. Pretty sure it’s the highest quality western audio show
    https://archive.org/details/FrontierGentleman-All41Episodes

  5. SVGeezer

    So how does Matt have it so the Real Bitches DON’T execute their prisoners? They seem pretty helpless even at full power so it would have to come from somewhere else.

    Buy out their contract?

  6. SVGeezer

    So what would Ms Asptha look like if she got enough to eat??

    Kinda skinny now.

    1. mattador5@hotmail.com

      Just like a python that swallowed a piglet.

      1. SVGeezer

        Careful. There are those who like that sort of thing and if you trip over it it quickly turns disturbing…..

        But more to the point, what happens when she has been eating enough for a while?

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          Naps?

  7. Archives

    Oof. Hope Mary’s stoned enough to shake it off

    1. mattador5@hotmail.com

      “Can you ever be stoned enough?” Tommy Chong.

      1. SVGeezer

        Now please explain to your younger readers who “Tommy Chong” is/was……Man!

        1. No One of Consequence

          You should mellow, man…

          “Up in smoke
          that’s where my money goes
          In my lungs
          and sometimes up my nose
          When troubled times
          Begin to bother me
          I take a toke
          and all my cares
          Go up in smoke”

  8. SVGeezer

    IF: MARY IS AWAKE!
    THEN: MARY HITS X!

    And X=’s who?? (I’m into conditional statements)

    1. mattador5@hotmail.com

      X = Dead..?

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