45 thoughts on “16 Real B*tches

  1. So name one reason FAMTOMAH isn’t part of this group?

    She be BAD!

    1. mattador5@hotmail.com

      One word… Branding!

  2. Whoa

    1. mattador5@hotmail.com

      Archives just did a Keanu.

  3. I think I recognize Rusty, Iron Maiden from THUNDER Agents, 2nd from right, and I feel I should know most of these, but I don’t hear bells ringing.

    1. mattador5@hotmail.com

      Good call on Iron Maiden. Don’t feel bad, of these seven gals, I’ve only heard of one of them before. I spent hours sifting through the PDSH Fandom Wiki trying to find some appropriate bad girls.

  4. So if Madam Satan is suppose to seduce men to steal their souls, how does it work looking like that??

    RUN AWAY!!! seems a more likely reaction.

    1. mattador5@hotmail.com

      She can also “normal face” like Fantomah. Hmmmm…. maybe we’ll learn they are long lost sisters.

      1. In that case which one would be the “Evil Sister”??

        1. mattador5@hotmail.com

          Well, one of them does work for Satan…

        2. And one Satan was afraid to hire…

        3. It’s always the younger sister. -always-.

  5. Frame #1,
    Should be “Camera Minion” rather than camera goon. A true goon isn’t smart enough to work a camera…

  6. There was a 60s Saturday morning character named Granite Man who came awake to fight crime when his buddy! a pigeon!! sang a crappy little rhyme. Those guys at HB had connections and could get the good stuff! Keep them coming Matt, and don’t stand still, the pigeons are waiting.

  7. So it -is- Grandma Joan? Or Victory’s a legacy hero (like Blue Beetle!) Bah! This just raises more questions!

    1. mattador5@hotmail.com

      I’m pretty sure she was trapped in ice for a few decades

      1. ICE is just grabbing everyone! (heh!)

        1. >Try to annex Canada and Greenland
          >Pushing into the Arctic, (where the Ark of Gabriel’s been since 2015)
          >Interior uh… ministry wing is named ICE
          Something’s up.

  8. The Huntress just called Mary “the strongest”. Anyone going to tell this to Moon Girl?

    Not that a Beat Down of historic proportions would be likely or anything….

    1. I uh.. I think they’re cooling off from last chapter

      1. Like in Pool Party?? (04)

        1. mattador5@hotmail.com

          Every other chapter should be a pool party. Also the chapter title is Pool Party! (you know, like Wham!)

  9. mattador5@hotmail.com

    And speaking of Pool Party! The very next panel goes to the Pool Cam. 5 Kick Points to SVGeezer for having precognition.

    1. Nicely done!

  10. So,,,,,,, when do they start fighting in mud?

    (you KNOW you want that. even STRIPES did that.)

    1. mattador5@hotmail.com

      Well, the pool got dumped into the backyard, so there’s probably a lot of mud available there already… and with enough mud I don’t have to add “censored” bars…

  11. I gotta say, Green Sorceress is growing on me

    1. mattador5@hotmail.com

      Redheads are popular in the ocmics. :oD

      1. I can see why!

        1. (Wow, that was poorly timed)

  12. “Sheena is way out of her league”

    Based on that frame no, no she isn’t….

    1. mattador5@hotmail.com

      We may be talking about different leagues here…

      1. It could also explain why some of the Real Bitches are so bitchy, since there is a league they don’t do so well in…..

        1. mattador5@hotmail.com

          They need a league of their own!

        2. No One of Consequence

          I guess this is the one classification, where they would not be happy to be A-listed celebrities.

        3. B-ecause?
          C, I can do dad jokes!
          DD-uh! (stutter there…)

        4. Einteresting Fantomah’s geist head is jostled/ko’d
          Layered.. maybe now other person?

        5. mattador5@hotmail.com

          If anything, she might be LESS schizophrenic now.

  13. Please no “Golden Globe” comments over that shower..

    Promise??

    1. mattador5@hotmail.com

      It would only be a golden globe if they were in Zero-G…
      Wot wot wooot!

  14. “I’ll check with legal”.. Knowing lawyers I’m not going to say it’s impossible but not certain how they would do it. (Do they have Daniel Webster on staff?)

    1. There might be precedent, we don’t really know much at all about Fantomah (except she really doesn’t fit in with the other girls or have any awareness of superhero culture)

      1. Hey Arch! Did you make it through Tank Girl? Hopefully you at least made it to the Big Busby Berkeley dance number, the one with the cleavage dancers? (think that was their name from the credits, have the DVD)

        1. I really liked the setpieces and practical effects!
          I swear I’ve seen the setting before- Was there some kind of 90’s post-apocalyptic shared universe? (This, six-string samurai, other stuff?)

        2. Shared budget restrictions and looking for a new Mad Max….
          Six String Samurai, wants to see now!

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